I know you are used to seeing low-class ghetto trash that don’t have a pot to piss in, crank out babies left and right, but in the animal kingdom, many animals, like opossums do have litters and unlike the low-class ghetto trash that pops them out like they are taking a crap, the opossums take care of their own without hand-outs from the government.
So please spare us the idiotic “OctoPossum” like it is a rare thing.
An Upper Ditmars neighborhood in Astoria has a new superhero in the shape of a possum.
Resident Gene Gray and his wife, Heewon Lee, spotted the possum walking past them in the grass on Tuesday.
“My wife said, ‘Gene, OMG… What is that?’” Gray told ABC 7.
Upon closer inspection, the couple saw that the possum was carrying eight young joeys on its back.
“I guess the opossum thought it was a nice day as well and decided to take the kids out for a walk, Gray said.
Gray quickly grabbed his phone to document the journey.
“Typical morning, drinking coffee,” Gray captioned the video, titled “Move over PizzaRat.”
“Look out of the window & see our neighborhood opossum taking her 8 that’s right EIGHT opossum offspring for a ride.”
The video is less than 30 seconds, but Gray said that was plenty of time to see exactly what was happening.
“Poor OctoPossum looked wiped out,” Gray said, “but the little ones held on tight.”