IN THE YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SHIT UP DEPARTMENT: 22 YEAR OLD BRAIN-DEAD AFTER DRUNKENLY WALKING INTO POLE IN WOODSIDE

REALLY. Sure this idiot was not already brain-dead before he ran into the pole.

If you are that fucking drunk and that fucking stupid, I get to make fun of you.

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From Queens Courier:

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A 22-year-old man is brain-dead after walking into a pole on Sunday.

A 22-year-old man is brain-dead after drunkenly walking into a pole in Woodside on Sunday, according to published reports.

Jayson Kim entered his Woodside friend’s home at about 2:30 p.m. on June 12 while intoxicated and left shortly after at about 4:15 a.m., according to the Daily News.

He started yelling and screaming before walking headfirst into a light pole at 61st Street and Broadway, police sources told the Daily News.

Kim’s friend called 911 and he was rushed to Elmhurst Hospital. Kim suffered a severe head injury and as of Monday was brain-dead.

 

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