Ever have this happen, you knock off someone and now you have that dilemma “now what do I do with the body”, so embarrassing or how about, I have these bombs I can put in a truck, “now what do I do”, so many police everywhere, can’t I get just one practice run or how about if you want to be a little more subtle and say, put a garbage bag inside the LIRR tunnel, but well, you don’t want to get caught or have anyone think you are doing something suspicious.
NO PROBLEMO. Come out to the wild wild west of Jamaica, where no one will blink an eye on your illegal activity (hell the elected officials do this all the time), where no one will think to look at an abandoned car without plates or a vehicle completely cover-up, it will just blend in with the rest of the shit in this community. Or if you need to drive that big ass truck on a residential street to get to your destination. A piece of cake.
Well just place that pesky body in the trunk of a car without plates and place it over in South Jamaica or anywhere near all the body shops on Merrick. And if you car has plates, no need to take them off, just throw a big piece of tarp over it, tie it and put it in front of someone’s house (believe no one will think anything). Place your huge big tractor trailer with explosives in the cargo container and place it under one of the many LIRR overpass Tunnel like 170th, 168th or 165th) and leave it there until the big day.
But I know, you are saying, but someone will notice and inspect it. NO WORRIES, because even if someone does reports it (which is highly unlikely), the only message will be:
Service Request #: C1-1-1269576281
Date Submitted: 06/24/16 4:37:11 PM
Request Type: Derelict Vehicle
Details: With License Plate
Your Service Request was closed.The Police Department responded to the complaint and determined that police action was not necessary.
JUST RELAX. So all you scumbags, all you criminals, terrorists or even wanna be terrorists, Jamaica is your personal criminal/terrorist playground to practice for the big day. It might not be Afghanistan, Somalia or Iraq, but it will be the closest you can get to here in NYC.