The Jamaica street naming ceremony that has been long overdue and very much worth mentioning is being sponsored by Senator Leroy Comrie & Queens Borough President Melinda Katz. The ceremony will take place this coming “Black Friday” in front of 107-58 164th. Comrie stated “We are very proud of this street naming ceremony which has been years in the making and feel that this shows the direction that Jamaica is heading”. Melinda Katz agreed and added “Especially during this uncertainty of Donald Trump, we wanted to show the community and the people that we Democrats are still in tune with the people and know how to get things undone, I mean done. I am so proud of the accomplishments that have been taking place in Jamaica and our diverse and vibrant Queens, which should be held as a role model for all communities across the country. Both of my predecessors, Helen Marshall & Claire Schulman, who could not make the event, said they both have been so proud of laying the groundwork for Queens and Jamaica. I will say as your current Borough President, I will continue the hard work that these moral and upstanding women of pubic service started and see that Queens and Jamaica continue to be vibrant and diverse, while squandering millions and millions of dollars as we SouthEast Queens Democrats do so well. Remember, we are QUEENS, the Fourth World Borough. I am so excited, I may just break out in song.”
The ceremony introduction will be by the King of Bullshit, do-nothing and other assorted crap, former Council Member Archie Spigner who helped to start the “Ghetto Jamaica” Campaign rolling. Also in attendance will be Congressman “Most Corrupt Washington Official” Greg “I still have not been caught yet” Meeks, Assembly Member Vivian Cook (if she bothers), Councilman Ruben Wills (before he gets carted off to jail for corruption), Councilman I. Daneek Miller, Assemby Member Alicia Hyndman, Councilman Clyde Vanel, The Reverend Jeffery Shawn Thompson of Amity Baptist Church & Rev. Mark E. Marsh of Community Church of Christ, both whose houses of bullshit, I mean worship, are mere blocks from the sight. Special appearances by the “Gov”, Public Advocate (in name only) Tish James, Mayor dumBlasio and Rev. Floyd “Money Bags” Flake. Comments via prison satellite by former Senator Malcolm Smith and former Assembly Member William Scarborugh.
It will be a grand old ghetto time with all the usual suspects.